Reality Check

My Icons

2005-12-22T17:06:00.000-05:00

What Icons are for you?(Thank you for #1!! Please check out my other Memes!!) by ladyallie
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Busy

2005-10-22T10:20:00.000-05:00

Hey guys. I know some of you have been wondering where I've been. I'm still around.. kinda. Been doing flybys on everyone blog and just catching up. I've been busy, they gave me more hours again at work and since I still like my job, I don't mind it. So, now I spend my time working and wondering how hurt my sister really could get if I just threw the stapler right at her head. It can't be that bad. Maybe just a little bump? It's not like I'm stabbing her in the throat with a letter opener, right? There's a big difference between aggravated assault and manslaughter.
It's actually not so bad now since they gave her an office. She's happy and I don't see her as much. So it's all good.
Tonight I'm going out. It's been such a long time and it's gonna be one of the best times I've had in awhile. A friend of ours is giving a surprise birthday party for his wife and my husband's band is gonna be playing it. Me and the other girls have been going through withdrawals since the band took the summer off and tonight is the first time they've played out in about 4 months, so we're all excited like kids at Christmas. Good music and about 100 of our friends. It's gonna rock.
Anyway, I think I'm gonna go out and buy a new outfit for tonight... Something black so that way if I stab my sister with a broken bottle the blood won't show. (Yes, I can't even get away from her at a show since she comes along to all of them).

Side note: I really do love my sister, I just get annoyed with her very easily, incase you didn't notice.

Oh well, the more the merrier!

True

2005-10-11T09:01:00.000-05:00

I saw this the other day on my local morning news and thought it was so cute.
It's a spoof of the Wassup Budweiser Commercial.

"Yo, where's Dookie!?"

Biggest ASSet

2005-10-07T08:48:00.000-05:00

This is for BadGod...

Come back now, ya hear?

2005-10-05T18:27:00.000-05:00

I've been tagged by Pizzle

10 Things I'd like to see come back:

1. The blonde hair I had when I was 5 (without dying it).
2. My Grandma
3. She-Ra
4. My belief that I can do anything.
5. SkidRow WITH Sebastian Bach.

This is harder than I thought...

6. My sanity
7. My boobs that were perky without the help of a bra.
8. Space Invaders
9. Now & Laters in the big packs
10. The Muppet Show

I tag the following:

- Dirty Blonde
- Puzzy
- Richie
- Sam
- Tony

Have Fun!

You're not the boss of me!

2005-10-01T19:28:00.000-05:00

To quote my husband, "The Honeymoon is over".
I'm talking about my new job. While I still love it and my bosses, I'm starting to find myself grinding my teeth every once in awhile. And I'm pretty sure I can guess the cause... My Sister. I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but I also work with my sister and we get along pretty well. It's nice to work with someone you're close to but it also has it's moments where you wanna strangle them and well, they're your family and that might not be so nice. I tend to get annoyed with her very easily at times and this is one of those times.

See, her attitude is coming from the fact that I have within one month of working there, gotten a raise, more hours, more important work thrust upon me and they put me in an office. She's feeling threatened and she HATES the fact that I've got an office and she's still at the front desk. Well, she has always used the fact that because I only worked part time and she was full time that they needed someone upfront. Which is true. Now I am full time and she's still up front. That's chapping her ass mighty good. She even mentioned something to my boss and I about getting that office now and we tried explaining to her that my desk is half the size of hers (she needs more room for files) and she's a paralegal and I'm just a secretary, so it's nice to have her up there because she could deal with a client better than I could. Plus, she's there at 8:30 in the morning, I'm not there till 10:00.

She's hearing none of it, she just wants an office.

-Whatever ya big baby!-

My boss just left it with a "Right now we'll leave things how they are.

-Heh!-

So anyway, she's pulling some big boss shit with me. That is NOT gonna fly! My bosses don't treat me how she's been treating me, I'm not about to take it from her. She's a co-worker for christ sake, she has no power over me there. But she's acting like she does. I've been nice and biting my tongue because after all, I am her sister and I feel her frustration. She's forever been the little sister that's tagging along and trying to be like me. Here's where she feels that she has the power. She likes being able to tell me what needs to be done and being the teacher. I'm a good sister and I let her feel that power, after all she's been in law for awhile and she can teach me a few things...But once that power goes to her head is where big sisters attitude comes in. I mean C'mon, there is a point where you can only take so much.

I'm nearing that point. Friday she came to my office door asking me to do something.

-Oh ya, let me stop what I'm doing to get right on that. Cause I'm not busy or anything. *snorts*-

And the fact that I didn't slam the door shut or throw the stapler at her head was an amazing feat.

I'm sometimes amazed at my self control, cause honestly, if I gave free reign to my urges there would be a whole shit load of dead people.

Anyway, We'll see how Monday goes and if her attitude has changed. If not...she's going down!

Don't Cha

2005-09-24T23:33:00.000-05:00

BadGod wanted something with a chick. I decided give him something better... A pussycat. And not just 1 but 6. I go above and beyond for my friends, lemme tell ya.

*click on picture for video*

I like to watch this video because I've got a major crush on the main girl (3rd from the left) plus, I love the lyrics.

I know you like me
I know you do
Thats why whenever I come around shes all over you
And I know you want it
It's easy to see
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be home with me

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Fight the feeling
Leave it alone
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly
You have to play fair
See, I dont care
But I know she aint gon' wanna share

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha , baby
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
Look at me, you aint blind

See, I know she loves you
I understand
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime
Possibly
Until then, Oh friend your'e secret is safe with me

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Hungry?

2005-09-16T10:51:00.000-05:00

I'm adding another tall, dark and handsome to my ever growing list of men I'm lusting for.

I was flipping through the channels and noticed that World Celebrity Poker was on... Cool, There's nothing better on so this will have to do. Then what do I see but this beautiful man with the nicest mouth and the most adorable dimples ever to grace a face. To top it off, his smile was enough to melt me into the couch. And let me tell you, he smiled ALOT. I was a puddle by the end of the show.

From what they were saying on WCP, he's most noted for being in the TV show called Tilt. Never saw it before. Gonna have to start watching it. If it's even still on air. I need to do a bit more research.

Anyway, I will not keep him from you any longer. Let me introduce to you, Eddie Cibrian!!!

*insert cheers and applauding here*

Huh, huh, what did I tell ya?!

OH MY!

*gasp, moan, EXPLODE*

There you go. Mr. Beautiful himself.

Now, just so you know, he hasn't knocked Dave Navarro out of the top spot. That's hard to do. I will go to my death bed wanting that man.
Here's a little bit of him. For you men, or for you women (if you're anything like me) this video, Hungry, has Carmen Electra in it.

Enjoy!

Twist & Shout

2005-09-12T09:16:00.000-05:00

This will not be a long post since I'm having trouble sitting here without shooting pains jolting along my lower back every few minutes. But I needed to check out any new posts from my blog buddies. Yes, I'm that addicted.

As for why I'm getting shooting pains in my back, Mr. Nameless knocked something loose in the middle of some great sex. A body was not made to twist THAT way. So yes, I threw out my back and have been bed/couch ridden since Friday night. I'm getting better though. I'm now walking without groaning or moaning with every step.
*2 thumbs up*

Anyway...

Here's a joke that a friend sent me and made me laugh. I thought I'd share it with you.

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and
drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put
your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.

"Tray-up, Bitch."

#%^&*@)

2005-09-08T11:34:00.000-05:00

Fuck, Fuck and triple fuck! I had this long post that I was about to publish when it happened... I hit the wrong button!!!!!!!

*stomps her foot*

Oh well, I guess you didn't need to hear about the wild orgy I had lastnight anyway.

On another note, I want to wish my good friends Kash and Lisa a belated Happy Birthday!!!
Kash, your present is coming. I swear... Do you think icing will last the trip across the world? Hmmmm
Lisa, Your present is there... "If you were a man I'd punch you in the mouth."

Money Lust & Greed

2005-09-02T11:25:00.000-05:00

Well, I can't give you guys the Nameless song yet because the only version I have of it is the music without the vocals and it's not on a website yet where I can link it from because it's a studio mix CD. But I'll get my brother-in-law on that so I can atleast let you hear the music.
Until then I'll give you something from their last CD. The song is called Money, Lust & Greed. Just click on the picture then hit open.
(Sidenote: Hubby is the guitarist and the backup growler)

I know it's not everyone's type of music, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. They work really hard.
I wouldn't be a good groupie if I wasn't so positive, eh?

Hopefully I'll be able to get Nameless up within the next week.

Stop thief!

2005-08-31T10:28:00.000-05:00

It seems as if I'm a thief also. Chances are I won't get caught since I'm Nameless. *Ba da bump*
I was checking out Dirty Blonde's and The Faceless Canadian's blog and saw their list and it looked like fun, cause well, I like lists. Plus, I think it helps people get to know me better. That is if they want too.

Here we go...

1. Nervous habits?
Biting the skin on the side of my nails
2. Are you double jointed?
Newp
3. Can you roll your tongue?
My 5 year old niece has been trying to teach me how to do that
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Yes, it's part of my "Are you sure you want to continue?" look
5. Can you blow spit bubbles?
Yes
6. Can you cross your eyes?
Yes
7. Tattoos?
Yes, 3 of them. One on my ankle (Tribal heart with hubby's name in the middle), one on my calf (Hearts and roses with my sons name in it) and one on my upper back/lower neck between my shoulder blades (Tribal design with a black panther in the middle)
8. Piercings?
Ears
9. Do you make your bed daily?
*snorts* Not hardly
10. Which shoe goes on first?
Usually the right one
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone?
Yes, and I said I was sorry!
12. On average, how much money do you carry?
About $20. I use my debit card more than cash
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
Wedding ring
14. Favorite piece of clothing?
Jeans

FOOD
15. Do you twist your spaghetti or cut it?
Both
16. Have you ever eaten Spam?
Yup, not often though.
17. Do you use extra salt on your food?
Always, I'm a salt-a-holic. Hello, High blood pressure.
18. How many cereals in your cupboard?
3- Multi grain Cherrios, Cocoa Pebbles and Captain Crunch (berries).
19. What is your favorite beverage?
Diet Dr. Pepper
20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Wendy's
21. Do you cook?
Sure can, and rather well

GROOMING
22. How often do you brush your teeth?
Twice a day.
23. Hair drying method?
Usually hair dryer while pulling a brush through to straighten it since my hair is naturally curly. But on lazy days it air dries.
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?
Always. I have naturally blonde hair and I've been dying it dark auburn for over 10 years

MANNERS
25. Do you swear?
Hell fuckin yes
26. Do you ever spit?
Ick, no

FAVORITES
27. Animal?
Tiger/Lion/Panther
28. Food?
Anything Mexican
29. Month
December because of Christmas
30. Day?
Saturday
31. Cartoon?
The Family Guy
32. Shoe brand?
Skechers
33. Subject in school?
History
34. Color?
I'm a BLUE kinda girl
35. Sport?
Football.
36. TV Shows?
The Family Guy, Reno 911, Tommy Lee goes to College. I could go on.
37. Thing To Do In The Spring?
Have fun.
38. Thing To Do In The Summer?
Please see the answer to #37.
39. Thing To Do In The Autumn?
Please see the answer to #37.
40. Thing To Do In The Winter?
Please see the answer to #37.
41. In The CD Player?
Avenged Sevenfold - City of Evil
42. Person you talk on the phone most with?
Not a big phone person. Ask HMH and Dave. They always hear my phone ringing on voice chat and I never answer it.
43. Reading?
Almost anything and everything
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors?
Not often
45. What color is your bedroom?
Beige
46. Do you use an alarm clock?
Yes, I call it my husband.
47. Window seat or aisle?
Window seat
48. What's your sleeping position?
On my side, switching throughout the night
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?
Yes, because the a/c is set to something ridiculous like 65 degrees.
50. Do you snore?
Yes, but in a very feminine like way.
51. Do you sleepwalk?
Nope
52. Do you talk in your sleep?
I don't think so. God, I hope not.
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No
54. How about with the light on?
Newp
55. Do you fall asleep with the radio or TV on?
Sometimes
56. Last interesting person you met.
My blind boss

There ya have it, a little bit of me.

I think she touched my butt

2005-08-29T18:30:00.000-05:00

Ok, I have been very busy lately, so I haven't been online much. Just today I noticed that I was tagged last Wednesday by Dirty Blonde. I blame my new job. After 2 weeks (or has it been 3?, I've lost count) one of my bosses decides that he wants to teach me to work along side him, becoming his paralegal. That way my sister can work with the one lawyer doing the Family Law side of the business and I can work with him doing the Civil Law side of it. She seems to think it's funny that she gets to work with the easier/laid back lawyer. But jokes on her, I might have to work with the blind/harder to please boss, but I also get to work closely with another lawyer that helps out my boss often and my sister has a mad crush on him.

Me: "Oh yes, I'm going out to lunch with John (my boss) and cutie lawyer while you're sitting here talking about divorces.. See ya!"
Sister: "Bitch"

Sometimes, life is good.

Anyway, back to the tag.. Here I go...

Seven things I...

Plan to do before I die
1- Skydive
2- Meet Dave Navarro
3- Go to Scotland
4- Win the lotto so that I can never work again and live out my life being lazy
5- Jeez, I'm not all that motivated it seems. I can't think of anything else
6- Oh wait.. Stay as happy as I am right now.
7- Lemme get back to you on that. I'm drawing a blank.

Things I can do
1- Eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting
2- Listen well
3- Be a good mom/wife
4- Be an even better groupie (Great priorities, eh?)
5- Dream
6- Spoil my dogs
7- Laugh loudly and a lot

Things I can't do
1- Drive a stick shift
2- Lie (Well, I can but I don't do it well)
3- Keep a straight face when someone falls
4- Play a guitar (Hubby doesn't have the patience to teach me and I'd rather watch anyway)
5- Tell my sister no
6- Stay mad at my husband
7- Pierce my nipples

Things that attract me to the opposite sex
1- Eyes
2- Good sense of humor
3- Hair
4- Smile
5- Sweetness
6- Shoulders
7- Teeth

Things I say most
1- Whatever
2- Damn it
3- Relax
4- Shut up
5- Asshole (This is my husband's suggestion)
6- Don't make me hurt you.
7- C'mon!

Celebrity crushes
1- Dave Navarro
2- Jason Momoa
3- Angelina Jolie
4- Colin Farrell
5- Robert Flynn from Machine Head
6- Mark McGrath
7- singer from American Head Charge (forgot his name)

People I want to take this quiz

Badgod
Cass
Tony
Pizzle
Me
Dave
g_samsa

Sorry if some of you have already been tagged, but I didn't get past the D's in my blog list before I started doing this. So anyway...
Have fun!

I'm watching you

2005-08-19T09:01:00.000-05:00

Seems like everyone is changing the look of their blogs. So of course I'm following along.
It's nothing big. I dig eyes for some reason so this caught my... well... eye. And of course, it's BLUE!

Tag, you're it!

2005-08-17T08:13:00.000-05:00

It seems to be my turn. I've been tagged by BadGod and Musie. So here I go.

List five songs that you are currently digging - it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions and the five songs (with artist) in your blog. Then tag five people to see what they're listening to.

1.Bat Country -- Avenged Sevenfold
2.Giving Into You -- Adema
3.Nameless -- Quick Change (It's my husband's band and yes, the song is where I got my nick from)
4.Hollaback Girl -- Gwen Stefani
5.Guarded -- Disturbed

I tag

Shanshu
Pizzle
Me
Tony
Dave

Have fun!

Our Sims world

2005-08-15T11:23:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I have made it into the Sims world. A
friend of mine has decided to take a few uf us women bloggers and make Sims characters out of us. The following is an email from him and what he did.
Note: Anything typed in red is my imput into the email and not what he wrote.

I started out with Musie, Lyonene (me), Chloe and Zooie in a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom house.*snorts* Yes, I see the perils of this. Four women, one toilet. I was just about ready to pop another toilet into the second bedroom to ease the morning gridlock, but forgot that since y'all weren't bed buddies you wouldn't do the toilet thing in front of each other, so it wasn't so great of an idea.

I present to you - from left to right - Musie, Lyonene, Chloe, and Zooie. I know they're not bang-on, but I did the best with the tools I had to work with. I think Lyonene looks the most like her Sim. I like my outfit. That is defiantly something I'd wear. Chloe wanted to know why we all are dressed in normal Gap clothes and she's dressed like a crack whore. Good question. Also, notice how me and musie look exactly alike except for the hair?

It was funny because I tried to program the "balance" of your personality traits into it as best as I could. Interestingly Musie and Lyonene took over the house immediately. Chloe fell in love with the couch, and dancing like a wild woman in front of the stereo as depicted in this snapshot taken while Musie was doing the housework. How funny is that? What I don't get is why I'm not on the couch being lazy with Chloe. I am SO known for my laziness.

I put them all into careers except Chloe who I figured was experienced staying home pretending to be domestic. (You've got to remember, except for Lyonene and Zooie a little bit I have no idea what any of you do, so brace yourself). I put Musie in the sports career track. This is her wearing her sports mascot outfit. Isn't it cute? You should see the ass-end of it. Maybe you will later. She's a llama!!!! LMAO!!!!

Oh look. Musie brought a friend home from work. Even funnier!

Chloe being domestic. I had to take a picture. Chloe seems to have gotten my booty too.

WHOA! Who is that GUY!? He looks like... like... like... ME!?? And he seems to have Lyonene in a lip lock!! :-) Actually, I didn't instigate it. OMG! I'm a hoochie! Well, atleast he's got dark, long hair. But I didn't shut it down either. It ... ummm... went the distance.... in a huge way. (Note: Chloe seems really excited about what's going on in front of her. She seems to be having a nap...) WTF is Zooie doing back there?

So I managed to get Lyonene out of the house (or will shortly) and that eased things up for me a bit. (Micromanaging the toilet habits of four women in a one-bathroom house is a NIGHTMARE!!) I'm told I now live in a big house with Eric and our children. Chloe comes over every once in awhile to make out with me. Ahhhhh the best of both worlds. And then what to my wondering eyes should appear... but Chloe and Musie doing the Thelma and Louise thing! At last check they were "engaged". Glad to see the game has such liberal views.

A better shot of Musie and Chloe playing tonsil hockey. She's all over that house, isn't she?

My God that Chloe is aggressive. And she says she's a sub. *snorts*

Anyway. I forgot to take further screenshots (and will bump the resolution up the next time I go in) but the long story short is that the Lyonene and Eric sim have had one baby, and another on the way - LOL. Chloe and Musie are jumping each other at every opportunity. And poor Zooie is caught playing maid in the big house because they're not making enough money to hire one.

I thought you'd find it funny. It was hysterical. I know the hair colours and such are off, but the FACE on Chloe is bang on. When she (the animation) smiled at me I almost fell off my chair. It was a bang-on reproduction of a picture I saw of her once. It was SPOOKY.

Anyway... it will be interesting to see what else develops. I think Lyonene has another one in the oven. Great, I'm forever fat with babies. But I've been told that right after I deliver I'm back in shape. Pheew

The blind leading the blind

2005-08-12T22:37:00.000-05:00

I've come to realize that it's the little things I have to figure out when working for a blind man.

Question:How many times can I hand him stuff that I've printed up, only to be called back into the office for him to ask me, "Are these right side up?"
Answer: Every single time I hand him a paper...Whoops!

We've decided to put a paper clip on the top/right corner of the paper until I can remember how to hand him the papers. *2 thumbs up*

Oh wait a minute. I know what you're thinking... "Why does a blind man need papers? He can't read em!"

Well, you'd be right, but he has some nifty stuff to help him along. He scans the papers on his scanner and it goes right to his laptop. Which reads him the stuff. Technology is amazing.

Here's another thing I forget... When I walk in, I need to announce myself so he knows I'm there.

Him: Who is that?
Me: Whoops! Sorry, It's me.

Today I typed up a Jury instruction paper and instead of putting in the word 'such' I typed 'suck'. Glad my sister proof-read that before handing it in. Whoops!

Like I said, it's the simple things. Notice how my word of the day seems to be Whoops?

Now, let me get to some of the Pros and Cons of working for a blind person.

Pros:(Some of these can only been done when the other lawyer who can see, isn't around.)

You can roll your eyes all you want.
If you feel like flipping him off. Go right ahead.
He's prime prank material. Move something to where it shouldn't be and watch the fun. (I'd never do that though *adjusts her halo*)
If you're staring at him, Who cares.
As long as the sound is down you can watch porn while he's standing right next to you.

Cons:

He can hear everything. You know how when one sense goes the others get sharper? Well, there ya go.
The fact that when he's talking to you he's looking anywhere but your face.
The fact that I want to laugh hard when he's looking one way and calling out to me and I'm the other way.
That I have to drop whatever I'm doing to help him. Cause for heaven's sake, he's blind!

Here's one that I'm not sure where to put.

When he says, "Here, let me see that." I can't help but laugh.

I'm sure I'll come up with more to add the longer I'm there. These are just a few for now.

Anyway, I'm really enjoying my job and both of the lawyers are very nice and so laid back that they're fun to work for. Gimme a few months though, I'm sure I'll change my tune.

Back to Work

2005-08-11T10:48:00.000-05:00

Well, I have went back to work. I've given up on my dreams to be the laziest person on this planet. I know what some of you are thinking.."No way, say it isn't so!" But yes, it is. If I worked as hard at a job as I did at being lazy I'd be the president of the company.
Anyway, I figured that I'd look for something part time just to have a little extra money. I really didn't want to go back into the salon business. I'm so burnt out on it and I didn't feel like working with a bunch of catty, selfish, bitchy women anymore. Don't get me wrong, not all hairdressers are that way because there are a few exceptions... Notice how I said a few. But not only is there the 'diva' co-workers to deal with, you have the demanding,unrealistic customers.

Customer: "I want to look like Jennifer Aniston"

Me: "Right,if that's what you're aiming for, you might wanna start with $50,000 in plastic surgery first. Then we'll concentrate on your hair"

That of course is said in my head, what I said out loud was, "You betcha!"

So, as you can see, I really wanted to try and avoid going back there. I wanted an office job. Preferably one that enables me to get online at some point because, yes, I'm addicted.

Tuesday my sister calls. She's a paralegal in a Law Office and she talked to her bosses and they want me to come work for them. Sit at a desk, answer phones, do some filing, copying and helping out the lawyers with whatever they need.

Great! I'm so taking this. Mon.-Fri. 1pm - 5pm. Schweet!

The Lawyers are a father and daughter and I've met them before, so I'm comfortable with them and the office. I'm not the least bit nervous. My sister is there and is going to lead me through everything I need to know. I'm actually pretty excited.

I go in yesterday and they're in a deposition, so they tell me to just answer the phones and take messages and oh, if I want, just play on the computer for a bit. I look around and think, "Yes, I'm really going to like it here."

When they're done my sister started to show me around and tell me what needs to be done and shows me how to do it. Here's where I get a little nervous. There are papers for EVERYTHING and I don't know what 99% of it means. She tells me not to worry, to read whatever I want and familiarize myself with the papers and I'll eventually get it. I have no doubt that I will. I catch on quick. Plus, I like being nosey.

Then, it's time for my sister to leave work. She leaves at 3pm, I'm there till 5pm. Here comes the nervousness again. But this time it's not because of papers or the phone or even the fact that I'm gonna be left on my own at the front desk. It's the fact that the one lawyer is blind and if he needs something, what the hell do I do!?

She tells me not to worry about it, that he's pretty self sufficient and he doesn't need all that much help and if he does, it's fairly easy. Then she lets me in on something else before she leaves. "Oh, if the mailman comes, I just want you to know, he's deaf. So if you have something to say, you have to write it on paper"

What?! You've got to be kidding. I thought I was having a sweet, cushy desk job and here I am helping the blind and deaf. I have secured my seat in heaven, let me tell you.

Although... I did have to laugh at one of her stories. She tells me that the mailman came in and the blind lawyer didn't know that he was deaf, so he's sitting there talking to him and the mailman has no clue. So my sister has to tell the lawyer, "John, he's deaf and can't hear you" then proceeds to write on a piece of paper for the mailman, "He's blind".

Bet you don't see that kind of interaction in just any office. Oh well, atleast I can get on the internet every once in awhile from work. Cause yanno, 4 hours away from the computer just ain't happenin.

What color is your passion?

2005-08-06T21:06:00.000-05:00

I can't think of anything to blog about and I seem to have become addicted to taking quizzes.
This is just one of the many I've taken in the last few days.

Your Passion is Yellow

You're a total sexual shape shifter.
You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.
Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.
While you're the most passionate, you are very open minded.

What Color Is Your Passion?

What kind of kisser are you?

2005-08-03T08:37:00.000-05:00

Part Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Checklist

2005-08-02T16:52:00.000-05:00

Ok, I swore I wasn't gonna take this because it would show how really boring I am. But I'm bored, stressed and this seemed like a cute idea.
This list came from Shanshu and Pizzle. Thanks guys. *mwah*

Things I have done in my lifetime, as of today:

(0) Smoked a joint
(x) Been in a wet t-shirt contest
(x) Crashed a car
(0) Stolen a car
(x) Been in love
(0) Had a threesome
(0) Been dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been fired
(0) Been in a fist fight
(0) Snuck out of the house
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(0) Been arrested
(0) Made out with a stranger
(0) Gone on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend
(0) Had a crush on a teacher
(0) Been to Europe
(x) Skipped school
(0) Seen someone die
(0) Been to Canada
(0) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(0) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(0) Thrown up in a bar
(0) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(0) Eaten Sushi
(0) Been snowboarding
(0) Met someone from the internet in person
(x) Been moshing at a concert
(0) Been in an abusive relationship
(x) Taken painkillers
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now
(x) Lay and watch cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
(x) Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
(0) Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sunset
(0) Felt an earthquake
(x) Touched a snake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(x) Been tickled
(0) Been robbed
(x) Been misunderstood
(x) Pet a reindeer/goat
(x) Won a contest
(x) Run a red light
(0) Been suspended from school
(x) Been in a car accident
(0) Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
(0) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated the way you look
(0) Witnessed a crime
(0) Pole danced
(0) Been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) Walked barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
(0) Been to the opposite side of the world
(0) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) Sung karaoke
(0) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls when you were younger
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(0) Danced naked in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(0) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(0) Had a bonfire on the beach
(0) Crashed a party
(0) Gone rollerblading
(x) Had a wish come true
(x) Worn pearls
(0) Jumped off a bridge
(0) Screamed the word "penis" in public
(x) Ate dog/cat food
(0) Told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) Kissed a mirror
(x) Sang in the shower
(x) Owned a little black dress
(x) Had a dream that you married someone
(0) Glued your hand to something
(0) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(0) Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x) Been a cheerleader
(0) Sat on a roof top
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done a one-handed cartwheel
(0) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed up all night
(0) Didn't take a shower for a week
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(0) Had a tree house
(x) Are NOT scared to watch scary movies
(x) Believe in ghosts
(0) Have more than 30 pairs of shoes
(0) Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(0) Gone streaking
(0) Played chicken
(0) Been skinny dipping
(0) Been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
(x) Been told you're beautiful by a complete stranger
(x) Broken a bone
(x) Been easily amused
(0) Caught a fish then ate it
(x) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
(x) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
(x) Slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair
(0) Grown a beard

LOL

2005-07-29T17:54:00.000-05:00

I'm often on the internet chatting and reading through blogs and I must admit I laugh ALOT. I've met some very funny and cool people along the way.
Today was kind of a slow 'funny' day, but here are a few of the things that made me chuckle, guffaw or nearly piss my pants laughing at it.

(^Chloe^) god it's SO hot and humid here that i am stylin' QUITE the afro today.
(^Chloe^) bram's like, "did you get a perm?" i'm all, "first, you've been here the whole time, have you SEEN me get a perm? and SECOND, do you think i *want* my hair like this?"
(Lyonene) rofl!
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(HedyMack) Man, muse your blog is really deep today.. and Im too shallow to think of anything to say
(HedyMack) I had to change gears for a minute there to comment on your blog musie... the ususal "sex is great".. didnt quite cut it :P
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(Sam_I_Am) And musie, you're not a slut .. you're sexually friendly
(musie) sexually friendly, hahaha, how about......chaste impaired?
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(Sam_I_Am) used to be you had to be smooth to find a cyber partner ... now you just gotta be .. HERE
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(UglyStick) i dont get heartburn
(UglyStick) just gas on occasion
(UglyStick) and boy that makes for rough bathroom breaks ~
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HighMaintenceHussy said...
I miss The Tick too! My younger brothers and I would always quote a particular line, that went something like, "I'm not goin' in there, it smells like poo gas!"
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From Pizzle's Blog

Item #3. "Did a wet dog just take a shit in here?!"
- Sometimes. Not often, but sometimes...a body can make a fart so bad, you need to literally wash it off of you.
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From Van's Blog

Andy: I have the shits really bad...
Me: So...
Andy: I see corn in my poo
Me: OMG...who cares dude your fine
Andy: (looooong pause) I have not had corn since January...
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Hope everyone has a great weekend!

*blows kisses*

Don't spit, swallow

2005-07-28T13:25:00.000-05:00

I wish I would have found this when I was doing my 10 Commandments. Oh well, better late then never.

click on mouth for site

Some of the useful things you will find at that site...

Why you should swallow

Cum swallowing tips

The Joy of swallowing

Top 100 tips

How to practice swallowing

Plus much more!
Brought to you by the cock suckers united to help you swallow.
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Aren't they just thoughtful?

Girls, Girls, Girls

2005-07-27T14:42:00.000-05:00

It was brought to my attention by BadGod that I have an abundance of 'hunky guy' pictures on my blog.
At the time I was blog blocked and decided to just post pictures of the guys I found attractive. Plus, it gave my female readers something to enjoy. A little bit of eye-candy never hurt anyone.
So, to be fair, I'm gonna do a 'girls' section, since I enjoy a beautiful woman as much as a gorgeous man.
Here are some of the women that I'd go lesbo for.

Now, I know a lot of people don't like Angelina Jolie for one reason or another. I love her and I think she's one of the sexiest women I've ever seen.

Jessica Biel. Awesome body and very pretty face. *drools*

Next, we have Nikki Ziering. You've probably seen her in a few movies and an issue of Playboy.

This girl here is a VS Model. Not sure what her name is but she got my attention.

This girl's picture I got off of my friend's blog. Beautiful!

So there ya go. This time we have a little eye-candy for my male friends.
Oh, and my bi-female friends. *wink*

ENJOY!

Can you say, "What the fuck?!"

2005-07-27T12:06:00.000-05:00

Seattle man dies after sex with horse
Police say death was accidental, investigate farm on cruelty suspicions

Reuters
Updated: 9:12 p.m. ET July 15, 2005

SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.
The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.
“The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web,” said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff’s Department.
Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.
“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.

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So in Washington State you're ok as long as you're not having sex with sheep or goats. I guess that's good to know...
Excuse me while I go and hurl.

Names

2005-07-26T13:00:00.000-05:00

Your Stripper Name is: Trinity

Get your own Stripper Name

Your Porn Star Name is: Nurse Naughty

Get your own Porn Star Name

The Ten Commandments...

2005-07-26T11:58:00.001-05:00

...of giving a good blow job.

I was reading the book, Jenna Jameson's - How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, and in it were the commandments on how to give a good blow job. I figure she has to be pretty good at it considering her line of work. It's what she's paid to do. She knows about sex the way some people know about music or computers. So, who better to take lessons from on this subject?

Ready? Let's get started.

I. - Thou shalt make eye contact: When you're going down on him, keep your hair out of your face and look up at him with big doe eyes. Make sure that you're always giving him a good show in bed because men, as we all know, are turned on by visuals.

II. - Thou shalt start slow: Begin by slowly licking, then putting your mouth around it, and finally after 10 minutes, start massaging the base with your hand. But be forewarned, once using your hand and mouth at the same time, a lot of guys will cum quickly and the fun is over.

III. - Thou shalt use thy hands wisely: In addition to stroking him, try tickling his balls a little. Two-handed stroking, especially if both hands are twisting in different directions in rhythm, is a nice treat, but it can send him over the edge too quickly. Keep in mind that if you're feeling too much friction, you're doing it wrong. Back off and use lubrication if necessary.

IV. - Thou shalt spit before swallowing: Not only does spit help reduce friction and provide natural lubrication, but it's also sexy for him. The way to get good consistency in your spit is to deep throat. The farther down your throat the spit comes from, the thicker it is.

V. - Thou shalt watch him spank: Most guys don't just piston up and down. If you watch him masturbate, you'll know exactly what he likes. Usually, there's a swoop in his motion. Imagine how you like to be played with, and treat him with a little twist to your wrist.

VI. - Thou shalt use thine tongue: While he's in your mouth, stick your tongue out as far as it will go. Then wiggle your tongue on the underside if his shaft. It may make you gag at first, but your partner will be using the Lord's name in vain within seconds.

VII. - Thou shalt shield thy teeth: Most girls wrap their lips around their teeth to protect the guy, but the problem is that it makes a hard ridge. Instead, shield your bottom teeth with your tongue, and open your mouth as wide as possible so that your top teeth stay clear.

VIII. - Honor thy scrotum: This little variation is rarely shown on camera because it doesn't look good; however, it feels great. Put both of his balls in your mouth - suck if necessary to get both balls to come down - and jack him off with your hand. Then extend your tongue so that you can lick the sensitive area between his ass and balls.

IX. - Thou shalt experiment with facials and swallowing: A facial is when a guy comes on your face, and there's no man I know who isn't turned on by one. Swallowing is also a major turn-on. Though still an acquired taste, it tastes better if he has a good diet (especially one that includes pineapples or pineapple juice).

X. - Thou shalt not get it in your eyes: Not only does it burn, but you can get an infection. Also, wash it off your face afterward with lukewarm water. Hot water makes it too crusty and hard to remove. The last thing you want to do is go to school or work with jizz on your chin.

So there ya have it. 10 rules to giving good head. I've found them useful. Hopefully you will too.

Tall, Dark and Yummy

2005-07-19T10:31:00.000-05:00

So I did a post on the blonde men that have caught my eye. But like I mentioned before, I've always been attracted to dark haired men. Something about them that catches my interest more than others.
Lemme show you a few of the mysteriously dark men that have grabbed my attention over the years.

Dave Navarro...If you know me you know I have a major lusting for that man. He's got that scary/sexy thing going, but whenever you hear him talk, he's the sweetest guy.
My husband insists that he's gay and his marriage to Carmen Electra is a farce to fool the public into thinking he's straight. I'm not going down that road. He definitely is very pretty and he's into women's clothing which would normally scream "GAY!". But I'm gonna go with this scenario: He's a bisexual that is intouch with his feminine side... Yes, that works for me and my fantasies.

MmMMmMMmM

Told ya he was my fav...

Here's the singer from Machine Head. His name is Robert Flynn. Not only do I have a thing for dark hair. I have a thing for musicians.

Last but not least we have Jason Momoa. He's an actor not a musician. But I bet if I dug up some dirt on him I'd find out he played some sort of instrument or sang.

There ya have it. A few of my tall, dark and yummy.

Hmmmm....

2005-07-11T13:50:00.000-05:00

My friend Dave likes to touch Brownies.

Blonde Moment

2005-07-08T00:09:00.000-05:00

Normally I go for dark haired men. I've just always been that way. Blonde haired men usually don't do anything for me. But I have made an exception. Ok, I've made 2 exceptions.

First, let me introduce you to Austen. I turned on VH1 and there was a show called, Kept on. What's the first thing I see? Austen and that mouth full of teeth.
I love nice teeth. I still have a crush on Kip Winger just because of his mouth. Ok, I'm veering off here.
Anyway. Austens teeth and baby blue eyes hooked me within 1 second. Now I'm addicted to watching that show just to see him.

Next we have the Absolut Vodka man. No explanation needed here.

I'm sure there are a few other blondes that I would make an exception for. But these are the stand outs at the moment.

Kids today

2005-06-29T11:21:00.000-05:00

I went to see a few bands last Saturday and I think I spent more time people watching then actually paying attention to the bands. It was an all ages show so there were a lot of teenagers there between the ages of 14-17... Lots of teenagers who seem to be smoking and I couldn't help but wonder where they're getting them. What convenience store or gas station isn't enforcing the ID law? Eh, let their parents deal with it.

I now move on to the choice of clothes they were wearing. Ok, when did the boys start wearing girl pants? I swear to God, they were wearing pants so tight they could have been painted on. Not to mention they were hip-huggers. Why are boys now wearing these pants? I guess all I have to do is look on stage and get my answer. They're following the style of some of the younger rock/metal bands of today. Tight. Everything is tight. And while some of these guys can get away with it. Some can not. Example: If you are over 30, do not try this at home. Or if you are 30lbs overweight you can not be wearing a smedium (That's what we call a shirt that is to tight for a large person). Let's bump you up to an XL and move on. I can do without seeing your man tits and beer belly being outlined by a too tight shirt, thank you very much.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being a big guy. Infact, I prefer them. But I also prefer them in clothes that fit well.

Next... I'm standing to the side the crowd, watching the band on stage and out of the corner of my eye I see this couple kissing. They're maybe 16 and going at it like they're in a private bedroom and not surrounded by 200 other people. I start to laugh until I realize that they are on the outer edge of a mosh pit. A scene flashes through my head of one of them getting bumped into hard and accidentally biting off the others tongue. Should I maybe say something? Throw my cup at them and hopefully that'll break em apart? I opt for watching and just seeing what happens. After all, you learn from your mistakes, right? Whelp, there was no lesson to be learned. They ended up breaking apart a few minutes later.

Another thing I've noticed is that kids don't seem to hit the showers as often as they should. Too much body odor and greasy hair. It makes me want to stand at the door handing out soap and shampoo samples as they're exiting.
I've always been a fan of the dirty look... But the clean dirty look. The one where they smell good but their washed hair is messy and there's usually some sort of facial hair. Stuff like that. Let me tell you, they haven't grasped that clean concept yet.

Oh well, I think maybe I'll stick to the 21 and over shows. Then I don't feel so old and motherly.

Here's the clean dirty that I was talking about. And he's the exception to the over 30 hip-huggin pants wearin man.
MmMmmMmMmmMmm Dave Navarro....

ABC

2005-06-15T11:56:00.000-05:00

My keyboard has most of the letters rubbed completely off from excessive use. But that's ok since I know which letter is where, right? No, not right. Not when my husband, who is not a computer person and rarely even touches a keyboard unless he wants to look something up on a website or check email, decides to go surfing.

Every time he sits in front of the computer he ends up calling out my name. The exchange goes something like this...

Him: What happened to the letters?

Me: They're rubbed off, same as the the last time you were on the computer.

*I walk away laughing while he's mumbling something I can't hear*

*He calls my name again and I turn back to see what he wants*

Me: Yes?

Him: Type out this addy for me since I can't find the fuckin W! You know we need a new keyboard, right?

Me: Yes, I know.

*types in the URL for him while laughing my ass off*

I suppose I'll have to buy a new keyboard pretty soon. Then all he'll have left to complain about is how the computer is running slow because I have too much crap on it.

I swear that man makes me laugh all the time.

Good Morning

2005-06-13T12:03:00.000-05:00

At 6:00 am this morning I was awakened by yelling from Dubs (my husband). He's screaming because my 6 month old puppy peed on the floor of my walk-in closet and he stepped in it when he went to get his work clothes. Now, normally I'd have to laugh at that, cause, well... it's just funny when it happens to someone else. But he was screaming about how he's had it and he's taking the puppy with him and getting rid of it.

The best thing to do in this situation is to keep quiet and let him ramble on. Because if you interrupt, that fury will turn on you and he'll switch gears and tell you how the laundry is piling up. What does a dog peeing on the floor have to do with laundry?? I don't need that crap at 6 in the morning.

Anyway, while he's going on and on, he turns to look at me and then says, "Yanno what? YOU'RE gonna have to take her to the Humane Society, cause I don't have the time." I just nod my head and resist the urge to tell him that HE is the reason we have her. HE decided he wanted a puppy and even picked her out. Or that she's practically potty trained and only has an accident every once in awhile. Or remind him how he's done this with our 2 other dogs also. When they were new and getting adjusted they had a few accidents themselves and now they're the perfect dogs. No, probably not a good idea. That will just cause more yelling and did I mention it's 6 in the morning? Yeah, I thought I did.

So, what will I do when he calls me and asks me if I've taken her in yet? I'll tell him, "Yes I did and it just broke my heart, but yanno, while I was there there was another puppy that looked just like her and I brought her home." Hopefully that'll make him laugh and put him in a better mood.

What? You want me to do something?

2005-06-07T11:14:00.000-05:00

Ok, if you know me, you know that I am a lazy person. I am happiest when I don't have to do anything. Sure, I get spurts of energy here and there but they come few and far between.
It's not to say that my house is a mess or that I do absolutely nothing, because my house is surface clean, just don't pull out a couch and look under it. I also run errands, like paying bills and picking things up at the store, but that comes with a little huffing and puffing on my part.

My husband thinks that if he has to work 10 hours a day and I no longer have a job outside the home that cleaning the house is my job. *snorts loudly* Now, he's known me for 17 years and I was lazy back then. Did he really think I would change? Obviously he does from the once a month arguments we have over the laundry, carpets, sweeping the floors , dogs... I could go on. For about a week after those arguments is when I'm on my game. He has no cause for complaint. After that week, forget it. I should be happy he only complains once a month.

See, the problem is this... I'm very laid back and well....lazy (Did I mention that enough?). I will put off anything if I can and I'm happy to sit on the couch watching TV, reading a book or sitting on the computer chatting, playing games and listening to music. My husband, he's very energetic and always on the move. On the weekends he wakes up, jumps out of bed and while he's getting dressed he asks me what we're gonna do that day. All I can do is groan. I already know that on the weekends I will not be allowed to lay around cause he's gotta do something. Atleast he doesn't say much when I'm moaning and bitching about how tired I am and that a nap sounds mighty good at the moment.

I especially don't look forward to the days when he takes off work because to me the weekdays are my recuperating time. When he takes days off of work that usually means it's 'deep down' cleaning day. You can bet that the floors are getting scrubbed and the couches will be pulled out and cleaned under. And he expects me to help! Can you believe that? UGH! If I'm lucky, I'll get a little reprieve from cleaning while he's watching Maury and Springer.

Sometimes it's not just a cleaning binge he goes on. Like a few weeks ago, he took a day off from work and he tells me, "I'm not gonna ask you to clean." I was so happy and figured that maybe I was rubbing off on him and he decided to just relax for the day. And I think he was planning on doing just that until I opened my mouth and said "I'd like to change the color of the living room someday." Bet you can't guess what his response was. Well, let me tell ya... "Oh yeah? Get dressed, we'll go get the paint." This is where I blankly stare at him for about a minute before I start cussing myself out... inside my head, of course.
We spent that day shopping for paint supplies and painting my living room and hallway. Fun, eh?

You might wonder how we've lasted this long. Or more so, how we've lasted this long and can still be happy and in love. Well, I think My laziness and procrastination and his energy and spontaneity work well together. He gets me moving and motivated while I can calm him down and get him to relax.

It's all good... Till the next time he expects me to do something.

Mine

2005-05-11T12:52:00.000-05:00

Ok, I'm still listening to the Taproot CD. This is my favorite song. Again, great lyrics. Makes me think of someone.

When I look into your eyes, you help me realign
And show me just how to be myself inside
I’m in control of everything
It’s taking time but that’s ok
I can bring you to my side

You're my blessing in disguise
You’re mine (You’re mine)
You’re mine (You’re mine)
You’re my blessing in disguise
You make me realize
Just how and where I want to be
Years from now

When my focal point is set
On something I know I'll get
It’s not a question of how but more of when
You're a hot commodity
The choice is mine and mine for keeps
I can bring you to my side

You're my blessing in disguise
You’re mine (You’re mine)
You’re mine (You’re mine)
You’re my blessing in disguise
You make me realize
Just how and where I want to be
Years from now

When I look into your eyes, you help me realign
And show me just where my dedication lies
I’m in control of everything it’s taking toll but that’s ok
I can bring you to my side

You're my blessing in disguise
You’re mine (You’re mine)
You’re mine (You’re mine)
You’re my blessing in disguise
You make me realize
Just how and where I want to be

You're Mine

Myself

2005-05-11T12:31:00.000-05:00

I'm listening to the Taproot CD and reading lyrics to the song. Made me think....

If life was a game, could I win in the end?
And if I was sane, would I fuck it up all over again?
These questions and answers can help me redefine myself
And I thank your open ears for all the help

(no more shame)
Is what I see for myself
I need to change for my health
I need a better way of life for myself

If I stay the same, how long will I last?
Yet if I change will I still just be alone and typecast?
Professional answers cant help me to design myself
So I thank your open arms for all their help

(no more shame)
Is what I see for myself
I need to change for my health
I need a better way of life for myself

Caressing gateways of the mind
Over, matter through spaces time
Heals wounds inspiring gifts of light
Inside myself just need some time
(just need some time to myself)
To figure it out, cause I’ve got no doubt
That when my dreams come true it's because of you
And the fact that I let you

(No, no, more shame)
Is what I see for myself
I need to change for my health
I need a better way of life for myself
Caressing gateways of our minds
Over, matter through spaces time
Heals wounds inspiring gifts of light
Inside ourselves just need...TIME

Great lyrics. Makes me want to make a change in my life. Just as soon as this CD is over...

Music Men

2005-05-03T18:23:00.000-05:00

My husbands band has decided to throw a few copies in with their original music. So lastnight my husband pulled out his guitar to learn a few more songs. On the list for that night was Bodies from Drowning Pool, Awake from Godsmack and Thunderkiss 65 from White Zombie. He listen to each song once or twice then played it. It's so impressive to watch him play, whether it's his own stuff or someone else's. Besides being impressive it turns me on like you wouldn't believe. I'm nothing more then a loyal groupie at times.

I was reading my book and decided to look over at him to see if things were going well cause he was having trouble figuring out one part. I was hypnotized as I watched his fingers fly along the neck of the guitar and a tingling started in the pit of my stomach. Now, I always feel a sense of pride when I watch him play. He's awesome and he does it so effortlessly. People are always remarking on how good he is at it. But there are certain songs he plays that makes me want him then and there. Good thing I have a bit of self control or else his shows would end up as nothing more then musical pornos.

As you can guess, I started getting turned on lastnight as he's playing Thunderkiss. And he knew this. Especially when I crawled over to him and started kissing on him. So, stud that he is, kept playing the song for me. That's when I decide to go take a shower because there's gonna be something going on pretty soon.

I get out of the shower and he's still playing... Good

I walk through the door that connects my bathroom to my bedroom. There on my bed next to my husband with a guitar in his hand is my son. GREAT! So much for the groupie/musician sex that was about to happen.

But I can't be mad cause he's looking up at my husband like he's the biggest rockstar in the world and he's playing along on his own guitar trying to be 'Just like Dad'. I watch as my husband patiently moves my sons fingers into the right place so that he can play the same chords. My son isn't as patient. He can't seem to understand why he can't play as good as his idol next to him that's been playing for over 20 years.

Now they're done practicing the songs my husband needed to learn and he starts to play a song that he's making up on the spot. They decide to put words to this new song they've made. It goes something like this, "Mommy is so beautiful. Mommy is so beautiful!

How sweet is that?! I melted.

But, no matter how sweet, I needed to get lil one to bed so I could show my big rockstar how impressed I was with his abilities.

Go Bo!

2005-04-21T14:30:00.000-05:00

Ok, I have become addicted to American Idol and what's worse is I've lowered myself and even started calling in to vote. I know what you're thinking... LOSER! And you're probably right, but damnit I'm not letting Bo hit those bottom 3 again!

I sat on the edge of my seat and about had a heart attack last week when he was in the bottom 3. And that damn Ryan Seacrest always going to a commercial! That TV almost ended up on the floor a few times, but I held control over my emotions for fear that I wouldn't see if Bo would stay or go.

It went something like this.....

*scootching closer to the edge of the seat while biting fingernails*
*stand up and pace*
*cuss at Ryan Seacrest for trying to be funny and going to yet another commercial*
*sits back down*
*gets back up and turns the volume on the TV down cause my nerves can't take it*
*goes into the kitchen to get a pop since my throat has suddenly went dry*
*sits back down*
*AI comes back on and I jump up to turn the TV back up (this whole time the remote is next to me)*
*sits back down, balancing on the edge*
*chews the inside of my cheek to shreds as that fucker Ryan Seacrest drags it out*
*jumps up and screams when I hear that Bo is SAFE!*

So as you can see, I didn't want a repeat of that the following week. If I had to save Bo myself I'd sit on that phone hitting redial for an hour straight. So that's what I did. Tuesday night I watched all the performances and waited for the voting to begin. The second they said the phone lines were open, I was on it. Talking into the phone like someone could hear me everytime I got a busy signal. I took comfort in the fact that people were voting for my beloved Bo. But still... I wanted my vote to be added to that. Just so he knows that I care. Right.. I know he has no clue who I am or that I even voted for him. I just HAD to make sure he stayed so that I could continue to watch and hear him for the next few weeks.*drool*

So here comes Wed night and the result show. I have now formed a huge dislike for Ryan Seacrest (incase you didn't notice) cause I know he'll leave me hanging at some point. And he did. The whole time I'm thinking that I hope Scott flips out and the first person he shoots is that jerk Ryan...They left Bo for last.
I'm starting to think that the AI producers have it out for me and want to see me dead. Preferably of natural causes (ie: heart attack) so that way they don't have to take any heat about my death. My blood won't be on their hands... that sort of thing.
I watch as that lil puppet Ryan draws it out and......HE'S SAFE! He'll be back next week. Thank God!

I normally don't get this involved, but I absolutely love him. He's got it all. Looks, charm, the ability to work a stage and crowd, plus he can sing so good that I get goosebumps everytime I hear him.

I think regardless if he wins this competition he'll go far. This won't be the last we see of him. But damnit, when else is he gonna come into my living room twice a week if he's not on AI?

GO BO!

Not Your Average Handyman

2005-04-13T12:07:00.000-05:00

Well, my washer broke. It no longer wants to do laundry and I can't blame it.

So me, being the female that I am, decided to call someone to fix it. My husband, being the male that he is, decided to fix it himself and save on the labor charges. All I could do was groan. Give the man a wrecked car and he can make it look brand new. Put a guitar in his hand and he can play you anything. Hand him something that has to be put together with directions and he stares at it as if it's written in another language.

Anyway... He calls an appliance parts store and explains what happened and they told him that it could be either the fuse or the timer. The fuse is $25, the timer is $100. So he goes for the fuse and decides to try that first. It is after all, the cheaper way to go. After about 5 minutes of him yanking and pulling at things and me watching in fear that he'll tear the wires apart and then we'll really be screwed. I take over and gently work the wires off and place the new fuse thing-a-ma-jigger on. We cross our fingers, plug in the washing machine.... and.... nothing.
*insert cussing here*
All he can think about is he knew it was the timer and he just wasted $25. All I'm thinking about is that the load of towels that's been sitting in this water for almost 2 days (cause the washer won't drain) is starting to stink and that now I have to go to the laundry mat.
*more cussing*

sidenote about laundry mats: They're robbers! Charging me $2.00 per load and that's just for washing. If I wanted to dry (Thank God I don't have to, because my dryer still works) that would be an extra 50 cents. And you know that 1 turn through the dryer is never enough. It takes 2 or 3 times.
"Ok lady behind the counter that looks like the walking dead with too much bright red lipstick on, you can take the gun from my back, I'll just hand you my money!"

Ok, next day. I go to the appliance parts store to get the timer. There goes the $100 out of my checking account and I'm on my way to fixin this sucker myself. After all, I'm the one in the house that puts everything together because I'll take the time to read directions. So, I get home and start to hook up this timer. I've got everything where it's supposed to go, have it all screwed back in and I turn the knob and pull it out... NOTHING!
*double the cussing* I think I even made up words.

I call my husband to let him know we just ate $125 because all these parts are non-returnable. He, of course, is not happy. It's irking him that we've spent this money and now we'll have to spend more to get these guys to fix it. I remind him that I told him we shouldn't mess with something we haven't a clue about and that we should have called the professionals in the first place. Also, for the money we're spending on a washing machine to be fixed, we could have gotten a new one.

I know that none of what I said was to make him feel better about the situation. They were meant to be digs at his attempt to be a handyman. But I'm pissed, cause now I have to go to the laundry mat!

4-14-05
***UPDATE***

The washer is fixed! My husbands attempt to be a handyman was successful. At 10:30 at night he was so annoyed by it he went to just check it out and see if maybe something just wasn't hooked up right. I'm in the bedroom watching TV, waiting for him to come back in defeated when I hear, "OH MY GOD, LISTEN!!!!" I put the TV on mute and what do I hear? Yes, you're right, the washing machine is running! So, I jump out of bed and run into the laundry room to see how he fixed it. It was the lid switch. It just needed to be adjusted so that it hit the fuse box just right. Which means, we didn't need any of those parts that we bought. All we needed was a wrench to tighten a screw. That's when I became pissed about the money we just wasted. My husband on the other hand was just happy that we didn't have to spend more money on the repair man coming to fix it. He looked on the brighter side of it by saying, "Well atleast we know everything in it is new and it won't be breaking down on us anytime soon." True, very true. But there's still the dryer.....

Dubs

2005-04-08T19:40:00.000-05:00

I was at work the other day with nothing to do. So I sat around talking to the other girls when one of them started telling me about how she left her husband a few days ago and she's filing for divorce. Now, we have 18 employees in that salon and 9 are married. Out of that 9, 4 are in the process of getting divorced. From the remaining 5 only 3 of us actually like our husbands. And all the rest of them that aren't married are on the verge of breaking up with their boyfriend's daily.

Out of 18 women only 3 of us are truly happy. That's some really pathetic numbers there.

I started to feel sorry for them. That they couldn't have what I have.
I in no way have the perfect relationship. It has it's up and downs just like anyone else's. But like I said, I'm one of those rare people that actually likes the person I'm married to. He's good to me. He works hard to make sure that we have everything we need and some of the things we want. Plus, he's an awesome dad. One of the few 'Good Guys' out there and he makes me laugh. ALOT. Whether I'm in a good or bad mood you can almost bet he'll try to make me laugh. It's part of his huge personality. But there are also alot of times he makes me laugh and he doesn't mean to.

Here's an example.

I wake up one morning to hear him in our bathroom talking to our new puppy. Very sweetly, he's telling the puppy, "No, No."
I think that maybe the puppy has got something in her mouth and he's trying to take it away or maybe she's trying to play with him and he's trying to pee (it is the bathroom incase you forgot). I hear him walk out the other door in the bathoom and I lay in bed waiting for him to come back. When he does I ask him what the puppy was doing and he says, "She peed in the bathroom and I was showing her and telling her no-no". My response was, "Why didn't you yell at her instead of being sweet about it?" So he tells me, "I didn't want to yell at her cause last time I did, she ended up peeing all over the place from being scared... and continued peeing while I was chasing her down the hallway". I laughed so hard.
Did I mention he is also a smart man?

Would You?

2005-04-05T19:00:00.000-05:00

I'm bored out of my mind and thinking about watching a movie... Maybe SAW. Now , thinking about watching that movie made me think about other things.

Would I actually cut off my leg to get out of a horrible situation?

Sitting here with both of my legs attached and no horrible situation threatening their removal,I can't really say what I'd do. Let that saw actually touch my flesh and I bet the answer would defiantly be, "NO WAY! Absolutely not!"
Let my child be in danger and the answer changes to, "Abso-fuckin-lutely".

So, I guess it depends on the situation.

Here's another one...

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

I'm gonna go with deaf on this one. The only negative I can see to this one is not being able to hear music,which I absolutely love. But the positive out weighs the negative. I wouldn't have to hear people bitch and complain. Could you imagine anything sweeter? Selective hearing only gets you so far and it usually ends up with the person in your face screaming "Did you hear me?!" If I was deaf they'd be too embarrassed to do that.

I couldn't handle being blind. I'd do serious damage to my body if I was blind. Especially my poor toes. Plus,I like being able to see the things around me. Like my husband's smile, my kid laughing, the fresh snow on the ground, the sunset, a lop-sided birthday cake made from love, the clean white clothes sitting in the basket not yet folded...What? Oh crap, I'm gonna either have to fold them or pretend I'm deaf when he gets home.

What was that? I can't hear you!

Obsession

2005-04-01T16:34:00.000-05:00

Definition: Obsession - an unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone.

We all have one or two or fifty. It could be food, drugs, a person..whatever. I myself have a few and what I want to know is how do you get past that obsession? That compulsive preoccupation? When does that something or someone stop popping into your mind 20 times a day? Does it happen when you give into that obsession or does it only make it worse?

Kinda like when you're on a diet and you take that one food out of your life that you absolutely love. You become obsessed with it, you need it. Do you just go on with that diet and try to ignore the constant need or do you give in to that need and gorge yourself until you can't breath? Will it make you feel better? Will it take away that preoccupation? Or will it only make you want it more?

Lots of questions that have no definite answers.

Well, I'm off to give in to my obsession for chips.

Family

2005-03-28T18:00:00.000-05:00

Funny how holidays make you think more about your family and take stock of your life.

I spent the first part of Easter day at my mom's house with my family. I was unusually quiet, looking to all like I was interested in what was on TV. But what I was really doing was listening to all the conversations going on around me. Every once in awhile looking at someone out of the corner of my eye to judge their expression or to catch my husbands eye to give him that look. As if to say "YES, I'm related to all of them and you STILL married me?" He'd usually just smile and continue on with whatever he was doing cause he knows how much I really do love my family. But he also knows how agitated I become with them.

Take my sister for instance. I love her to death and we are very close, but sometimes I just feel like placing my hands around her neck and squeezing until she shuts up. I have no reason for this since most of the time she's not even doing or saying anything that would cause that type of reaction. My husband will say it's because I'm not a 'people person'. Which might be true. I try not to look too far into it.

I listen to my mom talk and from the sound of her voice it sounds like she's happy we're all together. I start to wonder why, if this makes her happy, she doesn't make more of an effort to have us get together more then just on the holidays. Who knows? It could be the same reason I don't make the effort. Is laziness hereditary?

My grandfather has always been a very laid back person. Nothing ever seems to bother him. As I look at him out of the corner of my eye I see that he's doing what I am. Watching TV and looking like he hasn't a care in the world.

I finally take my eyes completely off the TV screen and look fully at my family. I decide that it's about time to become a part of their conversations.
My sister smiles at me and I realize I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world. I need her and she needs me.
Then my eyes float on over to my mom and she's moving around the kitchen. I find myself wondering when she got older. She's moving slower and looks very tired. I tell myself that starting today I'm going to make it a point to spend more time with her.
Right about that point my younger niece comes barreling in the house crying like she was just shot and all because someone won't play with her.

I watch the chaos unfold and then I steal a glance at my grandfather. Not once does he take his eyes off the screen. I come to realize that THIS is how he's made it through 75 years of life. Ignore it. Unless it's life threatening, it doesn't matter.

So, I unclench my teeth, look at my husband and think, "When we get to his family's house, I'm taking a nap." Then I look back at the TV and act as if I haven't a care in the world.

My God

2005-03-24T03:23:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I've went through a few different drafts in the span of a couple hours. Lots of deleting and retyping what I think. Problem is, I know what I want to say but not how to say it. There's no structure to my thoughts. They veer from one thing to the next in under a minute.

But I've got my own little cheering section. A few people standing behind me chanting, "You can do it!" They got me so riled up that I actually believed for those few hours that I could. Now I'm having doubts. I feel myself trying to remember everything I learned in English class and I'm drawing a blank.
Where do I start a new paragraph?
Am I using the correct grammar?
Am I using the proper transitional phrases?
By the way, what are transitional phrases?

I have been told by the person that actually talked me into starting this blog, "You're intelligent, you're funny, you can do this!". I have to admit, I believe the funny part since I laugh at myself all the time.
Intelligent? Not really. I'm far from stupid, but hardly intelligent... I get by.
I can do this? Sure, I can do this. Why not? There's nothing else to do except post to this blog and then sit and wait and panic! Now normally, I wouldn't panic. I'm fairly laid back and could care less what others thought about me and my posts. But I care what one person in particular thinks.

He's my good friend who's always making me laugh and smarter then anyone I've ever known. He's truly a good-hearted person. Most people that know him wouldn't believe that last part. They think they know him and good-hearted wouldn't come to mind. But trust me, if you are one of the few people he calls a friend, you know what a great guy he is. Plus, did I mention he is GORGEOUS?

Come on now, I know what you're thinking. I only became friends with him because of his looks. And you know what? You'd be right!

I'm kidding... really, I'm kidding...kinda.

His looks got my attention. His brain and wit kept my interest. His friendship keeps me coming back.

So this is for you Kash..My God, my friend.

Side note to Tina: Just so you know. You are the only person I've ever been jealous of.
Happy now? HAHAHA
You know I love ya both!

Maybe? Maybe Not?

2005-03-23T21:25:00.000-05:00

We'll have to see. I have the time, but do I have the ability?